Robe Guy's Drunk Stock Tips

A totally unserious and unresearched attempt at picking stocks

63.2%
Hit Rate
24-14 record
39
Total Tips
Over 38 episodes
👍 24
Correct Calls
👎 14
Wrong Calls

The Robe Guy Index

$100 invested in each stock on the day Robe Guy said BUY, held to today. Same dates compared against $100 in S&P 500 (SPY).

💵 Total invested
$2,900 across 29 buy calls
Robe Guy portfolio today
$4421.34 (+52.5%)

All Tips

HOG Harley-Davidson
👍 BUY
Bought
$27.63
Today
$27.67
+0.1%
Invested: $100 $100.14 +$0.14
✓ Correct call
It's a buy. It's a lifestyle decision. Harley Davidson's here for the long haul. It's like the Disneyland for. For gangsters.
TTWO Take-Two Interactive (GTA)
👍 BUY
Bought
$235.03
Today
$214.13
-8.9%
Invested: $100 $91.11 -$8.89
✗ Wrong call
I don't play video games at all. But boy, do a lot of people play them and they are obsessed...these things are never going away.
PLTR Palantir
👍 BUY
Bought
$177.57
Today
$182.53
+2.8%
Invested: $100 $102.79 +$2.79
✓ Correct call
Buy it. Just buy it. Just buy it, right? You heard it here first.
H Hasbro
👍 BUY
Bought
$75.37
Today
$93
+23.4%
Invested: $100 $123.39 +$23.39
✓ Correct call
You said Nerf. I don't know, man. Something about... you just got to buy it. I don't there's no reason not to.
BA Boeing
👍 BUY
Bought
$200.32
Today
$210.51
+5.1%
Invested: $100 $105.09 +$5.09
✓ Correct call
This is a stock you buy. This is one you rather go up than down... If their planes do what they're supposed to do, which is take off, so will I.
DJIA Dow Jones Industrial Average
👍 BUY
Bought
$415.36
Today
$536.93
+29.3%
Invested: $100 $129.27 +$29.27
✓ Correct call
if that's if that means to to buy then yeah I'm in buy all this stuff
AAL American Airlines
👍 BUY
Bought
$16.96
Today
$12.97
-23.5%
Invested: $100 $76.47 -$23.53
✗ Wrong call
I can pick seat 18d like this is great. Buy it. It's a plane you're gonna go.
MODG Callaway Golf (TopGolf parent)
👍 BUY
Bought
$7.72
Today
$15.72
+103.6%
Invested: $100 $203.63 +$103.63
✓ Correct call
It's golf. I'm a golfer. Buy the stock. Don't ask me why. Easy peasy. Make some money. Lemon squeezy.
DE Deere & Company (John Deere)
👍 BUY
Bought
$465.9
Today
$694.41
+49.0%
Invested: $100 $149.05 +$49.05
✓ Correct call
John Deere will always be a part of this Heartland of this country and I will always hold it near and dear to my heart so you buy this stock
JPM JPMorgan Chase
👍 BUY
Bought
$222.29
Today
$362.06
+62.9%
Invested: $100 $162.88 +$62.88
✓ Correct call
This is your Tim Duncan if you want a sports reference this is your Fuji apple you know something that's just going to be consistent you can supporting stock a little supporting stock
DOCU DocuSign
👍 BUY
Bought
$56.63
Today
$65.97
+16.5%
Invested: $100 $116.49 +$16.49
✓ Correct call
does it make life easier on people? Yeah, when I think about signing a document sucks it's a docu sign right. I think they're at a discount right now you gotta buy you got to get in there.
CMG Chipotle
👍 BUY
Bought
$62.65
Today
$37.57
-40.0%
Invested: $100 $59.97 -$40.03
✗ Wrong call
you buy. And it's not going to be a game changer for your portfolio. It's going to be your Disney Apple. It's going to be your Amazon.
CAKE The Cheesecake Factory
👎 NO BUY
Bought
$37.65
Today
$107.18
+184.7%
Invested: $0 no gains or losses
✗ Wrong call
Cheesecake Factory's lost its luster. Their name reflects a very unhealthy dessert. I'm out. Don't do it. I'm about to short that shit.
YETI Yeti Holdings
👎 NO BUY
Bought
$37.86
Today
$41.43
+9.4%
Invested: $0 no gains or losses
✗ Wrong call
Why is an ice chest so expensive... do not buy this stock if you do you're an idiot
VSCO Vitoria's Secret
👎 NO BUY
No performance data available
I'm out. I think stores will likely start closing shop. You can buy this stuff on Amazon. I'm gonna sell the out of that.
GM General Motors
👎 NO BUY
Bought
$35.26
Today
$87.22
+147.4%
Invested: $0 no gains or losses
✗ Wrong call
I'm just going to say this is a sell. I don't I don't feel good about it.
NKE Nike
👍 BUY
Bought
$108.57
Today
$38.77
-64.3%
Invested: $100 $35.71 -$64.29
✗ Wrong call
this is a buy no doubt it's this is an easy buy this is I would equate this to like a Disney thought
GME GameStop
👎 NO BUY
Bought
$17.26
Today
$19.23
+11.4%
Invested: $0 no gains or losses
✗ Wrong call
it's a sell well Roby doesn't say sell often but when he does he gets it right
GOLF Acushnet Holdings Corp
👍 BUY
Bought
$57.34
Today
$86.59
+51.0%
Invested: $100 $151.01 +$51.01
✓ Correct call
it's a buy and hold as a stable investment choice there's not going to be a lot of volatility I think you're good to be there
DASH DoorDash
👍 BUY
Bought
$79.47
Today
$222
+179.3%
Invested: $100 $279.35 +$179.35
✓ Correct call
Buy the shit out of this stock this is a great buy it's I can see by the chart it's down right now it's out of low Buy Low sell High get in there buy it now
BBBY Bed Bath & Beyond
👎 NO BUY
Bought
$5.03
Final
$0.3
-94.0%
🛑 DELISTED
Invested: $0 no gains or losses
✓ Correct call
that stock will be zero soon they are shutting them all down they will not be in existence
VOYA Voya Financial
👍 BUY
Bought
$75.96
Today
$104.86
+38.0%
Invested: $100 $138.05 +$38.05
✓ Correct call
I say this, it's fairly simple. It's it's a buy. I say that with little excitement, right? Just because like I believe that it's a company that will continue to prosper there.
COST Costco
👍 BUY
Bought
$514.8
Today
$925.41
+79.8%
Invested: $100 $179.76 +$79.76
✓ Correct call
this is the buy no doubt in my mind we've gone through that can I say I think I counted close to 15 for Mark
LUV Southwest Airlines
👎 NO BUY
Bought
$35.08
Today
$38.73
+10.4%
Invested: $0 no gains or losses
✗ Wrong call
despise of their process they try to get you with their free bags Southwest is going to crumble and crumble quickly I'm out on Southwest
DIS Disney
👍 BUY
Bought
$88.01
Today
$107.16
+21.8%
Invested: $100 $121.76 +$21.76
✓ Correct call
I mean he just said it's like crack cocaine for kids this is do you know what kids act from crack we're like cracked for kids
SBUX Starbucks
👍 BUY
Bought
$99.56
Today
$105.82
+6.3%
Invested: $100 $106.29 +$6.29
✓ Correct call
I drink a lot of coffee so a lot of coffee like too much coffee... I'm always gonna buy one... they're just gonna take off
TSLA Tesla
👍 BUY
Bought
$204.99
Today
$376.36
+83.6%
Invested: $100 $183.60 +$83.60
✓ Correct call
don't say a word just buy it just buy it done
HD Home Depot
👍 BUY
Bought
$275.94
Today
$318.07
+15.3%
Invested: $100 $115.27 +$15.27
✓ Correct call
I'm gonna go off of what they did for their people...that represents a company who cares about their people...to me that represents a fucking buy buy Home Depot
PTON Peloton
👎 NO BUY
Bought
$10.31
Today
$5.38
-47.8%
Invested: $0 no gains or losses
✓ Correct call
it's a fad...i'm don't this this is not a buy stay away from this because there will be another peloton it will be called something else
TWTR Twitter
👍 BUY
Bought
$43.85
Final
$54.2
+23.6%
🛑 DELISTED
Invested: $100 $123.60 +$23.60
✓ Correct call
My. I always go with my gut feeling first and foremost. Yeah, but seeing Grant immediately go thumbs down just means I'm a thumbs up 100%.
ZM Zoom
👍 BUY
Bought
$113.85
Today
$98.14
-13.8%
Invested: $100 $86.20 -$13.80
✗ Wrong call
it's a buy it's going to explode again it's going way ups i mean it's there's no doubt i'm heavily invested in zoom myself
AAPL Apple
👍 BUY
Bought
$137.59
Today
$328.21
+138.5%
Invested: $100 $238.54 +$138.54
✓ Correct call
that's a buy people that's a buy that's a buy i mean do you want to be on his side do you want to be on his team do you want to be friends with that guy then buy the stock

Data last updated: September 3, 2026. Stock data via Yahoo Finance.