Robe Guy's Drunk Stock Tips

A totally unserious and unresearched attempt at picking stocks

56.8%
Hit Rate
21-16 record
37
Total Tips
Over 36 episodes
👍 21
Correct Calls
👎 16
Wrong Calls

The Robe Guy Index

$100 invested in each stock on the day Robe Guy said BUY, held to today. Same dates compared against $100 in S&P 500 (SPY).

💵 Total invested
$2,700 across 27 buy calls
Robe Guy portfolio today
$3955.87 (+46.5%)

All Tips

TTWO Take-Two Interactive (GTA)
👍 BUY
Bought
$232
Today
$225.99
-2.6%
Invested: $100 $97.41 -$2.59
✗ Wrong call
I don't play video games at all. But boy, do a lot of people play them and they are obsessed...these things are never going away.
BA Boeing
👍 BUY
Bought
$210.8
Today
$236.87
+12.4%
Invested: $100 $112.37 +$12.37
✓ Correct call
This is a stock you buy. This is one you rather go up than down... If their planes do what they're supposed to do, which is take off, so will I.
DE Deere & Company (John Deere)
👍 BUY
Bought
$446.65
Today
$589.19
+31.9%
Invested: $100 $131.91 +$31.91
✓ Correct call
John Deere will always be a part of this Heartland of this country and I will always hold it near and dear to my heart so you buy this stock
JPM JPMorgan Chase
👍 BUY
Bought
$211.22
Today
$304.88
+44.3%
Invested: $100 $144.34 +$44.34
✓ Correct call
This is your Tim Duncan if you want a sports reference this is your Fuji apple you know something that's just going to be consistent you can supporting stock a little supporting stock
DOCU DocuSign
👍 BUY
Bought
$59.19
Today
$45.18
-23.7%
Invested: $100 $76.33 -$23.67
✗ Wrong call
does it make life easier on people? Yeah, when I think about signing a document sucks it's a docu sign right. I think they're at a discount right now you gotta buy you got to get in there.
CAKE The Cheesecake Factory
👎 NO BUY
Bought
$33.67
Today
$60.75
+80.4%
Invested: $0 no gains or losses
✗ Wrong call
Cheesecake Factory's lost its luster. Their name reflects a very unhealthy dessert. I'm out. Don't do it. I'm about to short that shit.
GOLF Acushnet Holdings Corp
👍 BUY
Bought
$56.71
Today
$84.79
+49.5%
Invested: $100 $149.52 +$49.52
✓ Correct call
it's a buy and hold as a stable investment choice there's not going to be a lot of volatility I think you're good to be there
DASH DoorDash
👍 BUY
Bought
$76.18
Today
$155.19
+103.7%
Invested: $100 $203.71 +$103.71
✓ Correct call
Buy the shit out of this stock this is a great buy it's I can see by the chart it's down right now it's out of low Buy Low sell High get in there buy it now
VOYA Voya Financial
👍 BUY
Bought
$73.59
Today
$80.96
+10.0%
Invested: $100 $110.01 +$10.01
✓ Correct call
I say this, it's fairly simple. It's it's a buy. I say that with little excitement, right? Just because like I believe that it's a company that will continue to prosper there.
LUV Southwest Airlines
👎 NO BUY
Bought
$33.67
Today
$39.48
+17.3%
Invested: $0 no gains or losses
✗ Wrong call
despise of their process they try to get you with their free bags Southwest is going to crumble and crumble quickly I'm out on Southwest
HD Home Depot
👍 BUY
Bought
$270.94
Today
$310.46
+14.6%
Invested: $100 $114.59 +$14.59
✓ Correct call
I'm gonna go off of what they did for their people...that represents a company who cares about their people...to me that represents a fucking buy buy Home Depot
PTON Peloton
👎 NO BUY
Bought
$9.44
Today
$5.39
-42.9%
Invested: $0 no gains or losses
✓ Correct call
it's a fad...i'm don't this this is not a buy stay away from this because there will be another peloton it will be called something else
AAPL Apple
👍 BUY
Bought
$147.11
Today
$294.8
+100.4%
Invested: $100 $200.39 +$100.39
✓ Correct call
that's a buy people that's a buy that's a buy i mean do you want to be on his side do you want to be on his team do you want to be friends with that guy then buy the stock

Data last updated: May 12, 2026. Stock data via Yahoo Finance.